Dance class
Let’s see if I can twerq.
“I’m Jane Svoboda Winter Wipe Out TV show had broken bones and manslaughter every minute. Winter Wipe Out show is produced in Holland by gays, bis, and orgiers. Why do gays like to see people perishing! P-E-N-I-S goes into the anus to rupture intestines. More a man does this more likely he’ll be a fatality or a homicider. Getting pleasure while the other man passes away reverberates another homicide later. UNESCO United Nations has gender and bio-ethics conferences combined. Only gays go to gender studies. Gays are the biogenerciders in hospitals. Children can be eliminated. The Feds said in the December 11th article the Lincoln Journal Star page six, “Gays should not be employed in hospitals or any health occupation.” Whitney Huston was found without clothes in a bathtub. Every corpse found without clothes has a partner that did away with them. Lesbians and gays rarely live past 40 years old because it is common for a partner to do away with them or they self-inflict. We want everyone to live as long as possible, to be 80 years old instead of 40 years old. Don’t go gay, it’s not healthy. Anus licking causes sepsis. If not given antibiotics within a half hour they perish. Have no gays in education. A high percent of gay men in school grounds molest boys, partly because they don’t have AIDS yet. Be on the side of the innocent boy who gets Fs and Ds a year after being molested. Don’t allow hundreds of molestations a year with this Equality Ordinance! Where are our school teachers that should be speaking about this today? Hilary Clinton’s roommate 4 years in college was Eleanor or “Eldie” Acheson, a gay woman, daughter of Dean Acheson. To avoid going gay like Hilar—Clinton did, college students need single rooms and single gender dorms. Going lesbian is not normal. A college woman is seduced with illegal Rohypnal to go gay otherwise they think it is abhorrent. Lesbian professors state, quote, wives are enslaved by their husbands, unquote. All you married councilmen know this is not true and this is deranged thinking. Have no gays in education. The Canadian Gaëtan Dugas was the first person to get AIDS in 1980. He depressed his immune system with pot. He ruptured intestines as his partner became a corpse! Candida a fungus grows hugely on a corpse! AIDS is a candida of fungus disease. Roman senators went to Roman baths to be promiscuous, gay, bis and orgiers, then went to the Coliseum to see Christians get mauled and perish! Do gays become sadistic, yes! They cuss after coupling, don’t like the land they lay on and 80% of those who did treason by the year 2000 were gays. Don’t employ gays in military, education, health or psychology. They are the generciders, molesters, treasonist, deranged. Gays not a behavior by the way—gay is a behavior, it’s not an identity. Shoplifters don’t make good salespersons. Gays behaviors aren’t needed for military, education, health and psychology. Don’t encourage gays. Do not harm gays. Gays can transform [One minute] I have—let’s see—gays can transform to be celibate to live to be 80 years old. Gay persons want to adopt children. California Board of Education said last year, “Children in San Francisco had the worst scholastic spelling of all subjects all grade levels. They cry all day and rape each other hetero without being told not to.” Give us your molested children deranged by seeing only gays kissing. Don’t ask don’t tell what you do in your bedroom and you’ll be respected for your work. Read the book Nijinsky to understand the bisexuals always become insane. A wedding dress is for a woman, not for a man. Jesus was kissed by Judas, a homo, who tried to sabotage Jesus’s kind ideas. Do you choose Jesus, a celibate, or Judas, a homo? You have to choose! This is the result of a ten year study by over 700 psychologists, PhDs read crisis of generational pursuits at any Lincoln city school.”— Jane Svoboda aka Hate Hat Lady addressing the Lincoln City Council
This is what crazy sounds like, in the event some of you were wondering…
(Source: aksarbent.blogspot.com)
May 05 2012
Anonymous asked: are you going to the beatles: the lost concert" movie when it comes out next month?
Um yes.
Every time I walk in the clubThey hating on me cuz they know I look good
My hair done right and my dress real tight
All eyes on me I took the night.
(via justinrodgers)
When someone makes me laugh
If it’s on a date:
If it’s my friend:
If it’s my best friend:
god so true
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SAM SPRATT’S SPRING PORTRAIT CONTEST/CUSTOM PORTRAIT/SIGNED PRINT GIVEAWAY!
Spring is around the corner which means as thanks to you for following me here, as usual—I am giving TWO of you the chance to win a custom portrait made by me, custom-tailored to your heart’s desire. Free, no strings attached. The rules are simple, but read them so you can win.
What You Get:
A Web-resolution (1100 pixel) custom portrait, tailored to your most bizarre of requests. You can get a very traditional portrait done or as outlandish as you can dream. Zombies, Hipsters, Pirates, Ninjas, Superheroes, Robots, etc. are all fair-game themes in which you can have yourself transmogrified in painted form.
ADDITIONALLY, I’ll be giving 3 runner-ups their choice of a 13”x19” signed velvet archival print. Choices are: Sherlock, Ron Swanson, and Inspector Spacetime.
How to Enter:
FACEBOOK: Simply comment on the following facebook post. You get an extra entry if you click the “share” button and post it to your wall. ( Sam Spratt - Facebook Contest )
TWITTER: Follow http://twitter.com/#!/SamSpratt and tweet the following phrase verbatim on twitter:
“ Entering to win a custom portrait #painting from @samspratt’s portrait contest! https://www.facebook.com/sam.spratt ”
This also counts as an entry.
TUMBLR: Just reblog/like this post!
How long this will last:
This contest will run until April 6th, 2012.
You all are the best! Good luck and thanks again to all who follow my little slice of artwork on the web.
NOTE: You must be a follower or subscriber at the time of the win.
Why all this? Well, you’ve gotta write a big check with quite a few zeros at the end of it to commission art from me—and call me crazy, but I firmly believe that in a perfect world, people *should* get to own art AND do things like “pay rent”, “eat food-like substances on occasion”, and maybe even “continue to live”. Two of you can do that, the rest of you… you’re screwed. Sincerely, <3 Sam
